I gotta say, I find loud and proud white supremacist Jake Lang fascinating. The man is a living, breathing parody of himself. He represents everything white mediocrity has to offer: seething racism, unearned confidence, bad haircuts, and a delusional sense that white men are the underdogs in a society that was historically designed to cater directly to white men and white men only.
When people ask, “Why are white supremacists always the least supreme of the whites?” they are asking about Jake Lang.
As most of you know by now, a trio of white students at the University of Mississippi, or Ole Miss, are being investigated over an incident in which two of them were captured on a Ring camera making monkey noises at Black students’ apartment door. The footage of the incident went viral, and the offenders’ whole white world has been turned inside out. One of the students, 18-year-old Alaina Kunes, has offered a pitiful apology to the Black women who lived in the apartment, laughably claiming she was “unaware of their race.”
Well, Kunes and her friends may or may not be comforted to know they have at least one ally in their corner — as long as they don’t require their white knight to have any real clout, or intelligence, or good sense, or real friends.
Apparently, Lang paid a visit to the Ole Miss campus this week to protest the “persecution” of white people on behalf of the white people who call Black people monkeys despite white people having the closer lip-to-mouth skin ratio of modern primates.
Here he is, an army of one, disrupting students’ study time to declare that “the tree Ole Miss students did nothing wrong.”
In the caption of his posting of the video, Lang wrote, “We just stormed OLE MISS UNIVERSITY Cafeteria,” to which I just gotta ask: Who TF is “we”? Anybody watching this video can see it’s just Lang by himself, holding up a stupid sign while blabbering to a room of young people, who appeared to be trying their absolute best to ignore him.
“We are tired. We have Black fatigue in this country,” he said. “We are tired of being persecuted for being white. In this country, you’re allowed to do any First Amendment activity that you want. We are tired of being persecuted.”
Look, I’m not even going to waste my time doing the thing where I try to educate the living embodiments of America’s adult literacy crisis that the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution only really protects a person from being arrested by government officials for their speech, not the consequences decided by privately owned institutions. I’m just really tired of having to break things down for people who are the reason some shower caps come with a warning label that reads “only fits one head at a time.” Sorry, I’ve got MAGA moron fatigue.
Instead, let’s focus on Lang’s use of the term “Black fatigue,” which has become popular among dimwitted white supremacists, who, despite their so-called “fatigue,” just can’t seem to leave Black people and Black spaces the hell alone.
“Black fatigue” is a term that was originally coined by Black writer and academic Mary-Frances Winters, author of the book Black Fatigue: How Racism Erodes the Mind, Body, and Spirit. Published in 2020, it is a book about the chronic physical and psychological exhaustion Black people experience as we navigate white racism. Over the last couple of years, it has been adopted by racists who basically prove there is nothing that chronically un-clever white people won’t colonize.
White people’s version of Black fatigue is what brought those white women at Ole Miss to the Black students’ door in the first place; it’s also what brought Lang to what appears to be the same apartment building dressed like an ape — which I can only imagine he did because he was fatigued being in a whole room full of people, and still only managing to talk to himself.
See, this is what I find fascinating about Lang: he’s clearly a loser. It’s difficult to even fathom a person recording either of these videos, looking at the playback, and still hitting “send” without the realization that the overwhelming majority of people who view it will mock him as the inept, self-emasculating poster child for the negative effects of inbreeding that he is.
Earlier this year, Lang’s “Black fatigue” compelled him to show up to the BET Awards to protest Black people indiscriminately with a handful of his fellow aggrieved whites, who held up signs that said, “Black culture = disgusting” and “Black parents are failures.”
On multiple occasions, his Black, Muslim, and immigrant fatigue brought him to Minneapolis, Minnesota, to chant racial slurs, antagonize people of color, and then cry his little Klan baby tears after the crowd delivers to him the ass-whooping he was desperately sending out for.
And just for good measure, here’s a recent video of Lang allowing his sexual repression fatigue to have him invading the Sea-Meow Convention, a family-friendly cat festival in Seattle, which is mostly for people who wish to adopt cats, because this lonely, little man thought it was a “FURRY CONVENTION in Seattle that was TARGETED FOR CHILDREN.”
Jake Lang is clearly a product of unchecked whiteness coupled with inconceivable stupidity. He thinks the First Amendment is under attack, likely because he’s never read the Constitution, or a book, or anything not written in crayon.
He’s basically white supremacy’s comic relief. I know I shouldn’t give him so much of the attention he’s desperately seeking, but damn, he’s such a perpetual train wreck that it’s hard to look away.
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